Metalachi: The World's First and Only Heavy Metal Mariachi Band

Metalachi: The World's First and Only Heavy Metal Mariachi Band

The Grand Old Evils, Lonely Stars

Fri, September 22, 2017

8:00 pm

The Karman Bar

Laguna Niguel, CA

$15.00

This event is 21 and over

Metalachi: The World's First and Only Heavy Metal Mariachi Band
Metalachi: The World's First and Only Heavy Metal Mariachi Band
On a hot summer night in Veracruz Mexico circa 1982, Consuela Espinoza stumbled out of her dilapidated shanty and into Rock N Roll history. What began as an innocent night of snorting horse tranquilzers in a hotel room with seven members of the village jai alai team went on to produce the greatest metal band to ever live. Unhampered by a steady regime of tequila and ill advised sumo lessons, nine months later five bastard children where born. Unable to care for her hungry offspring and concerned that motherhood would seriously interfere with her Tuesday night Karaoke league, Consuela hastily packed the babies into the saddlebags of a burro and sent her children off to America in search of a better life. Against all odds, 14 years later, and nearly dead from dehydration, the burro knelt down to drink from the stagnant waters of the Rio Grande just ouside of Juarez Mexico --mere yards from the U.S. border. With one fleeting burst of energy the brothers Espinoza cinco climbed from their leather restraints and scampered the vast reach of the river, collapsing onto the sweet amber hue of American soil. As if by destiny, lodged in the sand beneath their tanned faces was a record sleeve upon which were the words "PARANOID” and “BLACK SABBATH". For many years to follow, this definitive black metal album served not only as a teacher and a mentor..but also as a friend. From these bleak and humble begins grew the seed that would eventually be the band we know today. Often referred to as the greatest heavy metal band to ever live..always referred to as...
The Grand Old Evils
The Grand Old Evils
The Grand Old Evils is Southern California's newest oldest band, born to drink beer and melt your face with ear blasting dirty rock and massive sound!
Lonely Stars
Lonely Stars
Lonely Stars are an original band from Southern California. Our style is a mix up of Rock n roll, rockabilly, punk and indie rock. Music equally suited for a drive down the 1 or a drive up the 101. A perfect soundtrack for a Southern California night.
Venue Information:
The Karman Bar
26022 Cape Dr
Laguna Niguel, CA, 92677
http://www.thekarmanbar.com/